Dear Bug,

Oh, dude.  The other night when I was getting you ready for your bath, you did a funny thing.  Daddy was out with Uncle Mario, so it was just you and me.  I put you down - naked - onto the bathroom floor while I filled up the tub.  You were sitting very still like a good boy, giggling and farting and smiling and doing "So Big!" and farting and giggling.  You were so CUTE!!  When your bath was ready, I picked you up, and saw it.  A poo right on my bathroom floor.  Mister Dude!!  I had to wipe your hiney and sanitize my floor before I plunked you down in the water.  Crazy Bug.

I love you so!
Mommy